HIGH FIVES

Top 5 NFL Teams

5) Green Bay Packers

Have beaten two division foes with a combination of solid defense and an efficient offense led by the new most popular man in Wisconsin.  Things will get a little tougher with the Cowboys in town.

4) Denver Broncos

Once someone teaches this defense how to tackle, they'll be truly dangerous.  Jay Cutler has made this offense scary...more on him in a minute.

3) New York Giants

Much improved from the team that won the Super Bowl on a fluke.

2) Pittsburgh Steelers

It's a more explosive brand of Steeler football than we are used to, but I like it.

1) Dallas Cowboys

Seems to me that it's the Cowboys and everyone else.  The NFC Pro Bowl squad has been renamed "The Dallas Cowboys".

Top 5 (If Season Ended Today) MVP Candidates

5) Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings

I know they're 0-2, but he's leading the league in rushing and it's not his fault Tarvaris Jackson is worse than JaMarcus Russell

4) Justin Tuck, New York Giants

Giants defense has been the nuts, and he's the best defender they have.  Already 3 sacks and an INT for a TD. 

3) Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers

He's got the numbers, 2-0 record and hasn't yet folded under the enormous pressure.

2) Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys

Sure, he has the most talent around him, but this guy uses all his weapons effectively and any QB that can earn the trust and respect of T.O. must be MVP material.  Expect him to be near the number one spot when the MVP award is given out.

1) Jay Cutler, Denver Broncos

It's Jay Cutler's world, we're just living in it.  He's making Bronco fans forget about that overrated cunt-licker John Elway one Cutler-nuke at a time.  I hear Akron is considering dropping the "Zips" tag and going with the Akron Cutlers. 

Top 5 Fantasy Performers This Week

5) Steve Smith, Carolina Panthers

Punishment has ended, expect Smith to come out looking to make up for lost time.  And I'm sure Delhomme won't mind having Steve back.

4) Brandon Marshall, Denver Broncos

Caught 18 passes last weekend, and with Mike McKenize matching up with him I don't think 35 catches is out of the question.

3) Marion Barber, Dallas Cowboys

The way the Packers CB's play expect both Woodson and Harris rack up the penalty yardage trying to cover T.O., Wittehhhh, and the gang.  Some of those pass interference penalties are bound to happen in the end zone, meaning Marion Barber will have his chances from the one yard line.

2) Marshawn Lynch, Buffalo Bills

I'm sensing that Marshawn Lynch will run Lane Kiffin right out of a job.

1) Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints

Even without Colston, the Saints have plenty of weapons to run through the Broncos soft defense.

Top 5 Popular Chain Restaurants

 

5) IHOP

I generally do not like breakfast food and that includes IHOP breakfast dishes.  But let's face it, IHOP does more, much more, than just breakfast.  With a solid menu of regular food, IHOP exposes Denny's as the shit that it is

4) Chipotle

The perfect burrito.  

3) Buffalo Wild Wings

There is no better dining experience for me than 24 Bdubs wings drowning in spicy garlic sauce.  Unfortunately the folks at BWW have priced themselves out of that number one spot.  Tuesday at BW3s is glory, but the other days hurt the wallet.  Still, that one magnificent day is enough to get Dubs #3

2) Five Guys Burgers and Fries

The definition of food.  Cheap prices, massive burgers, cajun fries, free peanuts and silly decorations make this eatery tough to beat.

1) Cheeburger Cheeburger

With just enough locations to qualify in this category, Cheeburger Cheeburger is simply the best.  No need to look at the menu, you know what you're getting by the time you step in the car to drive to the restaurant.  Awaiting you at Cheeburger Cheeburger is a 20 oz. burger, fries and shake.  Enjoy the meal and don't forget to smile and say "chee" afterward.