Jersey Chaser - NFL Edition: Vol. 1

There is a very strong chance that this will be the only edition. For whatever reason it is fairly difficult to organize and post images on this site. Anyways, in this edition, we will look at the best of what the NFL has to offer as far as uniforms go. AND WE'RE LIVE!

-The Oakland Raiders-

(I'M ANGRY!)

-When a lot of people think about football, the first thing that comes to their mind is often the Oak.....But really, the Oakland Raiders do exemplify a very classic look known all throughout the NFL. Their trademark silver and black combo strikes fear into the hearts of their opponents (especially the Broncos). Their sleek and simplistic layout is as easy on the eyes as a picture of your friends sister sucking on a lollipop.

-The Arizona Cardinals-

(ooooooops)

-The Cardinals recently switched to new uniforms a few years back, and we are all thankful for that. Their new designs dusted off the image of an old, boring, and possibly homosexual bird, and created a new and more fierce Cardinal that doesn't take any shit this time around. Even Matty Hot Tub can't ruin these good looking duds.

-(Mug over mouth) The Denver Broncos-

(Both unis look great Maurice)

-They make the list simply because they were the team who pretty much started the new trend in uniform design. Even the Libertyville Wildcats copied this classic design, with the help of the Panico Outfit. Everyone criticized the hell out of the Broncos for wearing what were called..."unfinished uniforms." People thought that they were a joke, but they were really ahead of their time. There are some rumors out there that these designs were created by a group consisting of Walter Payton when he was trying to start up a team in St. Louis called the Stallions. Ripped off or not, they are still pretty solid.

-The San Diego Super Chargers-

(S.T.Y.L.E. ... Style)

-If you are keeping track, this is the 3rd entry from the AFC West. The Chargers unis have it all by not having too much. For a newer uniform design, they are not over the top (Bengals/Vikings). They have one simple lightning bolt, and they use it very well throughout the design. The switch to white helmets was also a very positive move. Job well done Bolts.

-The Chicago Bears-

(Stunning, just stunning)

-There is no bias here (*wink* *nudge* *fart*). What's not to like here. The midnight blue and orange clad monster's of the midway wear these classic battle shrouds with the class and style one might find in some kind of expensive magazine. The classic three-striped socks and the custom designed numerals are sploogeworthy alone. Notice Hester's double sock action, clever. When you see Brian Urlacher BEARing down on you in his Sunday's best, your sphincter is sure to fail. The Bears uniforms are the best in the NFL and I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.